In a restaurant, when you 86 something, it is gone. Off the menu, out of the walk-in, do not ask again. After forty years in professional kitchens, I can think of no better fate for the holiday fruitcake. This dark tee from the GoodWookie Kitchen Division says it plainly: 86 the fruitcake. Cooks, servers, and bartenders will laugh before you finish reading it, and everybody else gets a quick lesson in kitchen slang. Wear it to the staff holiday party, the family dinner where someone always shows up with the brick in tinfoil, or the shift where you are stuck working Christmas Eve. Apologies to the fruitcake lovers. Both of you.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. • Traceability: - Weaving—India, South Korea - Dyeing—El Salvador, California - Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US • Contains 0% recycled polyester • Contains 0% dangerous substances Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Goodwookie Productions LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 11519 Kingston Pike, STE #2293 Farragut, Tennessee 37934 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.