I Have Been Burned By Better Hoodie
Description
Every cook has a burn story. Distressed type and a worn kitchen bandage: dark kitchen humor from a real executive chef.
Some came from sauté pans. Some came from sheet trays. Some came from life.
This design keeps it simple with vintage distressed typography and a worn kitchen bandage front and center.
For people who understand that experience usually comes with scars.
Professionally seasoned. Emotionally medium-rare.
Thick, soft, and made to lounge—this oversized hoodie wraps you in comfort with its brushed fleece and roomy fit. No drawcords, just clean lines and cozy vibes. Easy to throw on, hard to take off.
• Breathable 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd² (339 g/m²)
• Brushed interior fleece for a soft, cozy feel
• Roomy, unisex fit—goes big on comfort
• Double-layered, no-drawcord hood
• Front pocket for stuff and snacks
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Goodwookie Productions LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Goodwookie Productions LLC 11519 Kingston Pike #2293, Knoxville, TN 37934 info@goodwookie.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.



